If nobody wants you, Cobra wants you

Cobra Commander - The leader and founder of Cobra, from the cartoon G.I Joe. His face is almost always obscured either by a hood with only his eyes visible or by a high tech battle helmet with various security features integrated into it. He is regarded as the most dangerous man on Earth, because he can draw followers to him. He is hatred personified!A madman with the drive of a fanatic!

Achieve instant brownie points and high fiiives! from other cooler men when they see this famous villain from their preschool Saturday morning cartoon memories. And perhaps score with the confused ladies when they see the words '..Bra...wants you' on your chest as you dance seductively in front of them.

(Another amazing tee from Junkfood, worn by Wan).

Honey, you're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

Forgive the blurry pic, I took this after an intense girly bowling match that involved a lot of trash talking, victory dances, bizarre rituals and giggle fits with my peoples so my hand was sore. This is my friend, Rini, professional hottie and the girl who spoke in Iban in that Maybank tv ad. Her boyfriend bought her this Ed Hardy tee and I think it's so sweet because it says 'dedicated to the one I love' over the front.

Okay.Collectively.Everyone. Say...'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww'

(Everyone should buy an Ed Hardy tee because Madonna wears it, and Madonna is cool. Therefore if you wear Ed Hardy, you will be cool. Don't any of you see the logic in this?!!)

Guys make grrreat accessories!

YES! Guys make great accessories, because they have extra pockets to fish money out from when you need to pay for that pisang goreng you just ordered. And they can hold your hand when the illegal immigrant from across the road is whistling at you. And if your Guy Accessory is moist and meaty and in a relationship with you, he provides more cushin' for the pushin'!



(picture taken of Baby, at Kedai Kopi Daily Gaya Street, best Kedai Kopi in town fo' shizzle)

I believe I can fly

I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meaning of true love
I'm leaning on the everlasting arms

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

[1]
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly

See I was on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes silence can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside of me, oh

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

[Repeat 1]

Hey, cuz I believe in me, oh

If I can see it, then I can be it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

[Repeat 1]

Hey, if I just spread my wings
I can fly
I can fly
I can fly, hey
If I just spread my wings
I can fly
Fly-eye-eye

Manly man aquaman

Serioouusssss badaakk. Aquaman was a very hot superhero who never got enough credit because he had somewhat cheesy superpowers (The ability to talk to sea creatures? Swim at super speeds?And, uhh..'see' through the eyes of nearby fish?Haha lame-o.).

But you have to admit, the blondie looked fuckin' cun in his underwear and tights. And a girl always wonders: if a guy can hold his breath that long underwater, maybe he could spend some extra time on his lady love when he's headed down south during bedroom athletics.

Anyways this is Marwan, manly man extraordinaire because he is wearing an Aquaman tee from Junk Food.

Pretty soon sexy sluts will be crowding around you like this la, bro.

( Pic taken from http://www.dccomics.com/media/covers/7637_400x600.jpg)

I got it from my momma.

This is my mummy, Rita. She is very,very, veryyyyy into being a part of Girl Guides, and she has a lot of guiding t shirts to prove it. I particularly like this one she got from a camping trip she had in Korea. It says 'What do girl scouts do?..Work in small groups, make their own decisions, plan and carry out their own activities...explore the great outdoors...learn arts and crafts...sing dance and make music...have 'adventures'...just have fun!..and many others'.

Mum has always been disapointed that I never got rabidly excited over the whole Girl Guides thing. And she was completely mortified when I told her I wore this 'Pandu Puteri Malaysia Sabah' T shirt out clubbing at Twilight Action Girl one night.

(that's me swaying drunk on the streets outside zouk)


I'm sorry, mum.

Passing The Torch

There is this certain feeling of pride, when you dive into a whole pile of dirty, stinky, second hand clothes, and in the midst of black, blue and various shades of suspicious stains something pleasantly yellow attracts your attention, and you fish this out : A Bruce Springsteen T shirt, biiitches!

A young, wild, Malay man, with romantic mullet hair cascading down his back, who used to play lead guitar in a band in Ipoh, with dreams of being the next big thing on Juara Lagu probably wore this shirt before Hanic here was even born. And while he sold this shirt off and settled for a house in Damansara and a 9 to 5 executive job, Bruce Springteen lives on, wild and free, on a woman in Penang, who is drinking God knows what from that brown bag.



(photo courtesy of Hanic)

i need to learn how to print my own graphic tees

Can anyone teach me this majestic art of printing my own tee shirts?I Youtubed it one day and the video I watched was either too complicated, or I just lost too many braincells from car wrecks, drunken shopping trolley rides and home made vodka.

If you are in KK, and you are a friendly person and also not a sexual predator, perhaps we could meet up. I could be very entertaining, and you could teach me something new. And you will have 10 seconds of fame on my wonderful blog!

Yes.You are Sooooo worthy.



Meantime this is just a pic of something I did ages ago, which I learnt from a hot Asian I met in a Salvation Army store one day. She gave me an idea for the average person out there that has a simple black tee with a 'Message to the World'. You can get some bleach, pour it out into a small bowl, get a tiny little art brush, dip it into the bleach and write whatever you want onto the shirt (remember to put a disposable barrier between the the two layers of the shirt, like say a magazine.Or your framed up virginity pledge I know some of you have out there). Then ta-dah! Like Jessica Simpson's move from failed pop star to up-and-rising country singer, A new saga is re-born!

A whole new level of beautiful.

This guy right here?Walking around in KL with that fedora, and those casually tucked sunglasses into his tight v-neck black t shirt?And looking FUCKING HIP with a scarf tied to his wrist?Achieving a whole new level of beautiful with this entire dark ensemble and not ending up looking like a pansy or an emo goth of the Ah Beng variety?

I would just secretly poke him to see if he was real, and run away scared because I could actually find myself stalking him everyday.







(picture courtesy of Jiman C.)

Do you,barack n roll?

Yo, c'mon feel the Ill-iNOISE!!!

Barack Hussein Obama II is a junior United States Senator from Illinois. He is the first ever African American presidential nominee for a major political party (the Democratic Party) and he is running in this year's United States Presidential Elections.

Obama is a tall, dark and handsome man and he looks very becoming on anyone's chest. Particularly this young gentleman's chest. If i saw this guy, wearing this shirt, on a beach, I would instantly gravitate towards him and laugh and fling my hair about in a trashy manner, trying vainly in an effort to seduce him. But he would walk away from me because I would look like an Asian try-hard. And so i would walk home, confused. Wondering if it was him I truly fell for, or the handsome black man on his chest.

(picture courtesy of Dzaeman Dzulkifli)

presenting the de niro

Aisha decided to cut the sleeves off an oversized man's tee and turned it into a beautiful shrine of sexiness to the ultimate god of lust himself, mister Robert De Niro.apparently she has to wear a tube inside but i say HELLA NO! the instantaneous now-you-see-it-now-you-dont side boob surprise is a darling to behold, aisha.this is especially more so in shah alam, and especially among the rempit community.

tayang-menayang:fav t shirt of all time ever

'Tayang'(Malay) - show, to display, to screen, to show

american athletics t shirt bought from a bargain bin sale at parkson ria circa 1998.got smitten with the sexy lady pushing her hips out. from afar people have often mentioned that they thought it was mother mary on my bust until they took a closer look.
i love this t shirt, bebi.

peanut butter what?

so normally, i am not a fan of funny printed tshirts.like those 'message' tshirts that go like 'FUCK YOU STOP STARING' or 'MY BOYFRIEND WILL KICK YOUR ASS'.pfft.boring.but the first time i saw my friend Wayne, at Blunote (mind you the OLD Blunote, after they switched to electronic music but BEFORE they turned it into a yuppie haven for old datuks and sons of datuks), he was wearing a black tshirt with loud pink lettering saying 'peanut butter mother fucker'.now that is a riot.those words can be your mantra on a friday nite.

'don't mess with me,brother.coz i am a...'

TINA!!!COME GET SOME HAM!!!

so everybody loves t shirts, riiight? i mean, what else is there to wear that is so comfortable and easy and so fashionably cool that it is not so in your face and yet it also makes you think ' shit yeah i think i look alright?'

first hipster shot goes to my best girlfren, hanic the manic, she is down with the brown and she is snapped here wearing a 'tina, you fat lard!come get some dinner' tshirt from napolean dynamite.photo op was done amidst loud white tourists on the way to sungei wang