If nobody wants you, Cobra wants you

Cobra Commander - The leader and founder of Cobra, from the cartoon G.I Joe. His face is almost always obscured either by a hood with only his eyes visible or by a high tech battle helmet with various security features integrated into it. He is regarded as the most dangerous man on Earth, because he can draw followers to him. He is hatred personified!A madman with the drive of a fanatic!

Achieve instant brownie points and high fiiives! from other cooler men when they see this famous villain from their preschool Saturday morning cartoon memories. And perhaps score with the confused ladies when they see the words '..Bra...wants you' on your chest as you dance seductively in front of them.

(Another amazing tee from Junkfood, worn by Wan).

Honey, you're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

Forgive the blurry pic, I took this after an intense girly bowling match that involved a lot of trash talking, victory dances, bizarre rituals and giggle fits with my peoples so my hand was sore. This is my friend, Rini, professional hottie and the girl who spoke in Iban in that Maybank tv ad. Her boyfriend bought her this Ed Hardy tee and I think it's so sweet because it says 'dedicated to the one I love' over the front.

Okay.Collectively.Everyone. Say...'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww'

(Everyone should buy an Ed Hardy tee because Madonna wears it, and Madonna is cool. Therefore if you wear Ed Hardy, you will be cool. Don't any of you see the logic in this?!!)

Guys make grrreat accessories!

YES! Guys make great accessories, because they have extra pockets to fish money out from when you need to pay for that pisang goreng you just ordered. And they can hold your hand when the illegal immigrant from across the road is whistling at you. And if your Guy Accessory is moist and meaty and in a relationship with you, he provides more cushin' for the pushin'!



(picture taken of Baby, at Kedai Kopi Daily Gaya Street, best Kedai Kopi in town fo' shizzle)

I believe I can fly

I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meaning of true love
I'm leaning on the everlasting arms

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

[1]
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly

See I was on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes silence can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside of me, oh

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

[Repeat 1]

Hey, cuz I believe in me, oh

If I can see it, then I can be it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

[Repeat 1]

Hey, if I just spread my wings
I can fly
I can fly
I can fly, hey
If I just spread my wings
I can fly
Fly-eye-eye

Manly man aquaman

Serioouusssss badaakk. Aquaman was a very hot superhero who never got enough credit because he had somewhat cheesy superpowers (The ability to talk to sea creatures? Swim at super speeds?And, uhh..'see' through the eyes of nearby fish?Haha lame-o.).

But you have to admit, the blondie looked fuckin' cun in his underwear and tights. And a girl always wonders: if a guy can hold his breath that long underwater, maybe he could spend some extra time on his lady love when he's headed down south during bedroom athletics.

Anyways this is Marwan, manly man extraordinaire because he is wearing an Aquaman tee from Junk Food.

Pretty soon sexy sluts will be crowding around you like this la, bro.

( Pic taken from http://www.dccomics.com/media/covers/7637_400x600.jpg)

I got it from my momma.

This is my mummy, Rita. She is very,very, veryyyyy into being a part of Girl Guides, and she has a lot of guiding t shirts to prove it. I particularly like this one she got from a camping trip she had in Korea. It says 'What do girl scouts do?..Work in small groups, make their own decisions, plan and carry out their own activities...explore the great outdoors...learn arts and crafts...sing dance and make music...have 'adventures'...just have fun!..and many others'.

Mum has always been disapointed that I never got rabidly excited over the whole Girl Guides thing. And she was completely mortified when I told her I wore this 'Pandu Puteri Malaysia Sabah' T shirt out clubbing at Twilight Action Girl one night.

(that's me swaying drunk on the streets outside zouk)


I'm sorry, mum.

Passing The Torch

There is this certain feeling of pride, when you dive into a whole pile of dirty, stinky, second hand clothes, and in the midst of black, blue and various shades of suspicious stains something pleasantly yellow attracts your attention, and you fish this out : A Bruce Springsteen T shirt, biiitches!

A young, wild, Malay man, with romantic mullet hair cascading down his back, who used to play lead guitar in a band in Ipoh, with dreams of being the next big thing on Juara Lagu probably wore this shirt before Hanic here was even born. And while he sold this shirt off and settled for a house in Damansara and a 9 to 5 executive job, Bruce Springteen lives on, wild and free, on a woman in Penang, who is drinking God knows what from that brown bag.



(photo courtesy of Hanic)