YES! Guys make great accessories, because they have extra pockets to fish money out from when you need to pay for that pisang goreng you just ordered. And they can hold your hand when the illegal immigrant from across the road is whistling at you. And if your Guy Accessory is moist and meaty and in a relationship with you, he provides more cushin' for the pushin'!
(picture taken of Baby, at Kedai Kopi Daily Gaya Street, best Kedai Kopi in town fo' shizzle)
(picture taken of Baby, at Kedai Kopi Daily Gaya Street, best Kedai Kopi in town fo' shizzle)
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when i say 'moist and meaty' boyfriend, i really mean 'fat' (this is the adjective i chose in my previous post).i wasn't referring to anyone in particular at all, it was brain vomit verbalized and typed out to match my favourite catch phrase: 'cushin for the pushin'.but i was told by many friends today that what i said was politically incorrect, and many people would think i was being a bitch.no wait i mean 'evil', or 'mean' because it would be wrong for me to refer to a female dog in a derogatory way.so anyways i had to change this, and now my post does not seem to make any sense.censorship, huh.
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