i need to learn how to print my own graphic tees

Can anyone teach me this majestic art of printing my own tee shirts?I Youtubed it one day and the video I watched was either too complicated, or I just lost too many braincells from car wrecks, drunken shopping trolley rides and home made vodka.

If you are in KK, and you are a friendly person and also not a sexual predator, perhaps we could meet up. I could be very entertaining, and you could teach me something new. And you will have 10 seconds of fame on my wonderful blog!

Yes.You are Sooooo worthy.



Meantime this is just a pic of something I did ages ago, which I learnt from a hot Asian I met in a Salvation Army store one day. She gave me an idea for the average person out there that has a simple black tee with a 'Message to the World'. You can get some bleach, pour it out into a small bowl, get a tiny little art brush, dip it into the bleach and write whatever you want onto the shirt (remember to put a disposable barrier between the the two layers of the shirt, like say a magazine.Or your framed up virginity pledge I know some of you have out there). Then ta-dah! Like Jessica Simpson's move from failed pop star to up-and-rising country singer, A new saga is re-born!

A whole new level of beautiful.

This guy right here?Walking around in KL with that fedora, and those casually tucked sunglasses into his tight v-neck black t shirt?And looking FUCKING HIP with a scarf tied to his wrist?Achieving a whole new level of beautiful with this entire dark ensemble and not ending up looking like a pansy or an emo goth of the Ah Beng variety?

I would just secretly poke him to see if he was real, and run away scared because I could actually find myself stalking him everyday.







(picture courtesy of Jiman C.)

Do you,barack n roll?

Yo, c'mon feel the Ill-iNOISE!!!

Barack Hussein Obama II is a junior United States Senator from Illinois. He is the first ever African American presidential nominee for a major political party (the Democratic Party) and he is running in this year's United States Presidential Elections.

Obama is a tall, dark and handsome man and he looks very becoming on anyone's chest. Particularly this young gentleman's chest. If i saw this guy, wearing this shirt, on a beach, I would instantly gravitate towards him and laugh and fling my hair about in a trashy manner, trying vainly in an effort to seduce him. But he would walk away from me because I would look like an Asian try-hard. And so i would walk home, confused. Wondering if it was him I truly fell for, or the handsome black man on his chest.

(picture courtesy of Dzaeman Dzulkifli)

presenting the de niro

Aisha decided to cut the sleeves off an oversized man's tee and turned it into a beautiful shrine of sexiness to the ultimate god of lust himself, mister Robert De Niro.apparently she has to wear a tube inside but i say HELLA NO! the instantaneous now-you-see-it-now-you-dont side boob surprise is a darling to behold, aisha.this is especially more so in shah alam, and especially among the rempit community.

tayang-menayang:fav t shirt of all time ever

'Tayang'(Malay) - show, to display, to screen, to show

american athletics t shirt bought from a bargain bin sale at parkson ria circa 1998.got smitten with the sexy lady pushing her hips out. from afar people have often mentioned that they thought it was mother mary on my bust until they took a closer look.
i love this t shirt, bebi.

peanut butter what?

so normally, i am not a fan of funny printed tshirts.like those 'message' tshirts that go like 'FUCK YOU STOP STARING' or 'MY BOYFRIEND WILL KICK YOUR ASS'.pfft.boring.but the first time i saw my friend Wayne, at Blunote (mind you the OLD Blunote, after they switched to electronic music but BEFORE they turned it into a yuppie haven for old datuks and sons of datuks), he was wearing a black tshirt with loud pink lettering saying 'peanut butter mother fucker'.now that is a riot.those words can be your mantra on a friday nite.

'don't mess with me,brother.coz i am a...'

TINA!!!COME GET SOME HAM!!!

so everybody loves t shirts, riiight? i mean, what else is there to wear that is so comfortable and easy and so fashionably cool that it is not so in your face and yet it also makes you think ' shit yeah i think i look alright?'

first hipster shot goes to my best girlfren, hanic the manic, she is down with the brown and she is snapped here wearing a 'tina, you fat lard!come get some dinner' tshirt from napolean dynamite.photo op was done amidst loud white tourists on the way to sungei wang