If nobody wants you, Cobra wants you

Cobra Commander - The leader and founder of Cobra, from the cartoon G.I Joe. His face is almost always obscured either by a hood with only his eyes visible or by a high tech battle helmet with various security features integrated into it. He is regarded as the most dangerous man on Earth, because he can draw followers to him. He is hatred personified!A madman with the drive of a fanatic!

Achieve instant brownie points and high fiiives! from other cooler men when they see this famous villain from their preschool Saturday morning cartoon memories. And perhaps score with the confused ladies when they see the words '..Bra...wants you' on your chest as you dance seductively in front of them.

(Another amazing tee from Junkfood, worn by Wan).

Manly man aquaman

Serioouusssss badaakk. Aquaman was a very hot superhero who never got enough credit because he had somewhat cheesy superpowers (The ability to talk to sea creatures? Swim at super speeds?And, uhh..'see' through the eyes of nearby fish?Haha lame-o.).

But you have to admit, the blondie looked fuckin' cun in his underwear and tights. And a girl always wonders: if a guy can hold his breath that long underwater, maybe he could spend some extra time on his lady love when he's headed down south during bedroom athletics.

Anyways this is Marwan, manly man extraordinaire because he is wearing an Aquaman tee from Junk Food.

Pretty soon sexy sluts will be crowding around you like this la, bro.

( Pic taken from http://www.dccomics.com/media/covers/7637_400x600.jpg)