go fuck my Wu?same to you!Shens 17/01/09

Bumped into Chee last nite at Shens!Tried to offer him some of my smuggled whiskey (old habits die hard) but he politely said no.Anyhow,he told me his shirt was bought in Hong Kong.Apparently Daniel Wu (hottest of the hot HK superstar with the very powderful amelikaan enggrish bacause he raised in amedika, not asia) has a clothing line out called Kang Kwei Wong Mo or something else in cantonese (I unfortunately do not speak my language).It literally translates to 'Go Fuck Your Mum'.

I was mildly interested in this little bit of trivia so when I woke up this afternoon I tried to google the line,but all i found was that Daniel Wu is collaborating with a clothing company called 'Know1edge'.

So, Chee, either i heard you wrong or you is lying to me and poking fun at this banana!





Apart from Chee, I also spotted a guy with a very mantap and manly mohullet (mohawk + mullet), drinking Coronas like nobodys bidness. He was with a whole group of men also growing mohullets on their heads. I dont know if this is a new trend of machismo in KK, or if they're a part of some secret society, like Kelab Myvi or Persatuan Satria Neo or something.But I wanted to take a photo of the whole group, and make a collage or a manhunt calender or something for my single (and available!) hot friend, Intan.But i was still too sober and thus, too chicken.












Ceh, perasan punya band. I was taking a photo of Mr. Mohullet!














Pretty much self-explanatory when you see this in a club, really. And at this point, bajinkies I really was quite hammered.

But if a carpenter wore this instead of your regular clubber, the intertextual play on words would be quite funny.


And if this imaginary carpenter worked for MC Hammer one day, and the carpenter said something like 'hey, wanna touch my.. tool kit' and then some porn music comes out, something like 'cika pwow wow cika pwow wow..' and then MC Hammer says 'yo its hammer time'. Ok i'm imagining too much.











Also saw that a lot of guys were wearing buttoned up polo shirts now.If KK has a whole clan of macho men in mohullets, theres another whole group of sensitive emo types with clear skin, skinny arms and skinny jeans equipped with a fresh positive outlook to life.Like born again Christians only not because they would actually go to bed with you and not give a fuck about the sanctity of marriage.Your boyfriend with the mohullet beating on you again?They would be there for you...they'd understand.